I have to lose weight!!!!!!

Today I will start my weight loss plan, well actually tomorrow (because all diets start on Monday, right). I must look HAWT in my wedding dress. Back fat, big arms, flabby legs, I could keep going.....These things must disappear before the wedding. Now I have considered getting my leg amputated but that wouldn't look good in pictures. Even having my jaws wired shut but that would require some forcible trauma to my face and I'm a coward. So my solution is good old working out and eating less, BOOOO!!!!! It has to be done. It can't be avoided. So I will blog about my progress at least once a week. Help me stay on track.

FYI - this blog was prompted by me eating a ginormous plate of chicken, shrimp, and broccoli alfredo.....now I'm off to get an ice cream sandwich. Don't tell my hubby